Science Be Bad!

 May 3, 2017

Yesterday it was reported that Super Baby DonDon might throw an eco-hissy fit and drop out of the Paris Agreement on “climate change.” Damn straight, people.

Rex Tillerson, Rick Perry (looking so intelligent in those glasses) and the lovely, full-breasted Ivanka are for staying in. The side favoring withdrawal is led by Steve Bannon and Scott Pruitt, whose Paris plan calls for drilling for oil next to the Louvre.

The whole problem is science. Science sucks. So much of science supports the progressive agenda, which just shows how biased science is. Virtually no science supports the Super Baby DonDon agenda. This is obviously a conspiracy, and I think Ted Cruz’s father is part of it.

Science is so annoyingly fact-based that it virtually cries out for a set of alternative facts, which is what I will always try to provide.

People, science be bad. If you want a Science Be Bad t-shirt–or a beautiful Super Baby DonDon mask–go immediately to and place your orders now!

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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