June 21, 2017
Yeah, I’ve got my Resting Bitch Face on this morning. Most mornings, come to think of it. Because of my job. And its general suckiness.
Demanding job. Who knew?
No wonder my face kind of looks like Karen Handel taking a dump.
So we won in Georgia last night, but almost lost in South Carolina. WTF? Baby DonDon not happy. First, will have to look at Karen Handel’s face some more and I’ve got a feeling that in 2018 Republicans in congress are going to get the heave-ho from American voters, or what the Italians call the big bah-fungoo. Unless, that is, I find a winnable war to get us into or, my second choice, figure out how to launch a terror attack on the U.S. without leaving my fingerprints on the operation.
This is why I was reluctant to say we stood by Article 5 of NATO. If, say, we attacked Montenegro and its pushy prime minister, then under Article 5 we’d have to attack our own troops involved in the invasion. Awkward! This could be very Civil War-ish without making me Lincolnesque. And that would suck.
Hence my resting bitch face.