October 23, 2017
This morning that nasty piece of work, Megyn Kelly, called that great American Bill O’Reilly a liar on her new NBC show, Megyn Kelly Falls on Her Fat Face.
How would she know? Does she have a penis? You need a penis to know if someone is lying. The penis functions as a kind of divining rod—or Divine rod—moving up and down, this way and that as it seeks out the lie.
That’s what penises are good for and why women need men. Often the penis is attached to the one who is lying, but experts say this is very rare.