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October 24, 2017

The junior senator from Arizona, Jeff “I’m Your Favorite Snowflake” Flake, has caved! He’s not running for reelection! He’s scared! He’s off cryin’ to his mama!

Don’t let the door hit you on your way out, you lily-livered asshat!

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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