Change We Can’t Believe In

October 23, 2017

So three EPA scientists were set to give talks on “climate change” (??????NOT!!!!!HOAX!!!CHINA!!!!) at a Rhode Island conference, but then EPA destroyer-in-chief Scott “Do It” Pruitt told them they couldn’t.

In the Super Baby DonDon administration, we don’t believe in free speech. We believe our people should be paid by the industries they regulate for any statements they make.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (wait, he’s still here?) is currently in talks to sell the EPA to ExxonMobil for $50 billion. The proceeds will help us give tax cuts to middle-income people like me and Rex Tillerson.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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