December 8, 2017
I am so proud to have been named president of Social Conservatives United for Molesters, BadBoys, Asshats and Gaybashers (SCUMBAG). The first candidate we’re backing is Roy Moore, who is truly a SCUMBAG in every way imaginable. Yay, Roy!
I mean, he goes places some of us can only dream about, like saying America was truly great during slavery. Wow! Roy shows us every day what it takes to be banned from a mall in Alabama. You’ve got to be a real SCUMBAG to have that happen to you.
Tuesday is Election Day and it promises to be a great day for SCUMBAGs everywhere! Go, Roy, go!