December 8, 2017
I am so proud to have been named president of Social Conservatives United for Molesters, BadBoys, Asshats and Gaybashers (SCUMBAG). The first candidate we’re backing is Roy Moore, who is truly a SCUMBAG in every way imaginable. Yay, Roy!
I mean, he goes places some of us can only dream about, like saying America was truly great during slavery. Wow! Roy shows us every day what it takes to be banned from a mall in Alabama. You’ve got to be a real SCUMBAG to have that happen to you.
Tuesday is Election Day and it promises to be a great day for SCUMBAGs everywhere! Go, Roy, go!
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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