December 12, 2017
The title I am most proud of is president of Social Conservatives United for Molesters, BadBoys, Asshats and Gaybashers (SCUMBAG). If you are an Alabamahoovian, we need you to vote for Roy Moore today! And if you are from any of the other 56 states, we need you to descend on Alabama polling places and go all Charlottesville on them. Come on, you fine people, show them what you’re made of!!!
Send me receipts for your tiki torches and I will repay you. (Maybe.) And if you stomp or kill someone, I will pay your legal bills. (Doubtful.) And I will pay your transportation costs to get to Bama, plus give you genuine Donald J. Trump Frequent SCUMBAG miles. (Yeah, right.)