Today Is the Day!!

December 12, 2017

The title I am most proud of is president of Social Conservatives United for Molesters, BadBoys, Asshats and Gaybashers (SCUMBAG). If you are an Alabamahoovian, we need you to vote for Roy Moore today! And if you are from any of the other 56 states, we need you to descend on Alabama polling places and go all Charlottesville on them. Come on, you fine people, show them what you’re made of!!!

Send me receipts for your tiki torches and I will repay you. (Maybe.) And if you stomp or kill someone, I will pay your legal bills. (Doubtful.) And I will pay your transportation costs to get to Bama, plus give you genuine Donald J. Trump Frequent SCUMBAG miles. (Yeah, right.)

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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