August 14, 2016
Tomorrow I’m going to give a big speech in Ohio about ISIS.
But what Baby DonDon is really focused on right now is my hair. I’m using this new shampoo and my hair is kind of itching. I’m not sure what I’m going to do. Melania!
But back to ISIS. One of our main weapons against them is going to be sarcasm, that I can tell you. Don’t miss the speech. It will be a humdinger.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.