October 4, 2017
So NBC “News” is reporting that Rex Tillerson called me a “moron” during the summer. Well, His Exalted Super Baby DonDon wants you to know that me no moron. You the moron, Rex. You’re a double double double moron, which makes you like 25 times as big a moron.
And you’re a fat asshat sheepfcker with weird hair. Oh, congrats by the way, on your wife being voted the 14th best hooker in Texas. You hit me, I hit you back 10 times harder, like by calling you a double double and a half moron. (That makes 10, right?)
I’m thinking of sending you to North Korea for a three-year negotiation marathon with Little Rocket Man. Maybe you’ll be there when we bomb the sht out of Kim Jong-un. That’s just the kind of mistake a moron would make.