Moron? Who, Moi?

October 4, 2017

So NBC “News” is reporting that Rex Tillerson called me a “moron” during the summer. Well, His Exalted Super Baby DonDon wants you to know that me no moron. You the moron, Rex. You’re a double double double moron, which makes you like 25 times as big a moron.

And you’re a fat asshat sheepfcker with weird hair. Oh, congrats by the way, on your wife being voted the 14th best hooker in Texas. You hit me, I hit you back 10 times harder, like by calling you a double double and a half moron. (That makes 10, right?)

I’m thinking of sending you to North Korea for a three-year negotiation marathon with Little Rocket Man. Maybe you’ll be there when we bomb the sht out of Kim Jong-un. That’s just the kind of mistake a moron would make.


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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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