October 4, 2017
Great, Rex the Wonder Dog, just great. You come out and deny almost everything in the NBC News report—except the part about calling me a “moron.” Now, I’m relatively new to politics, but it seems as if you just confirmed that you called me a moron. You kind of re-moroned me.
Of the three great dictators—Stalin, Hitler and Mao—only Mao took a hands-on interest in torture. When Mao didn’t like someone, he enjoyed watching an assistant shove a red-hot poker up the poor guy’s rectum. I want to keep Rex as secretary of state, but I also want him to suffer. So, I ask you, should Rex get one skewer or two?