July 18, 2017
Oh sweet Jesus, my only semi-awful Trumpcare bill is now DOA. American patients were supposed to be DOA, not my semi-beautiful bill!
And today the formerly boot-licking Wall Street Journal has turned on me bigly. The WSJ says the only chance I have to survive politically is to practice “radical transparency. This includes my taxes!!
But we’re already radically transparent. With previous administrations, you often didn’t know if they were lying or telling the truth. With my administration, you know!!
That is my gift to you, the American people. Oh, and Rupert, when you pose naked on the front page of the WSJ, I’ll consider releasing my taxes.