July 17, 2017
Lovely Ivanka and that slimeball Jared are lobbying me hard to create coed prisons. And they are so right. We must do this.
The religious right is behind this 666%. When Jared goes to prison, lots of men will have sex with him, which promotes homosexuality. We must give felons at least the chance to have straight, normal, decent sex. With women, not with men!
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.