I’m Sorry

April 1, 2017

I am so sorry for falsely accusing President Barack Obama of wiretapping me. It was really awful of me to call him “bad” and/or “sick” for doing something he didn’t do.

But I have learned my lesson. I will never tweet again when I’m hopelessly constipated.

Oh, yes, one more thing: I voted for Crooked Hillary.

See y, suckers.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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