And For My Next Insult

September 23, 2017

Hey, Rocket Man, I’ve just downgraded you to Sprocket Man. Toad the Wet Sprocket Man. Because I hear all your rockets explode way too early to get the job done.

Til later, pigface.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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