January 3, 2018
So Steve “The President” Bannon is quoted in this new Michael Wolff book called Fire and Fury (hey, he’s quoting me, which must mean I’m really important) as saying the people close to me are going to stomp on Super Baby DonDon. “They’re going to crack Don Junior like an egg on national TV,” he supposedly said.
Bannon said that famous Trump Tower (my building, that’s so cool) meeting was “treasonous” and that Don Jr. brought the Russians to meet me afterwards (they would have been so honored). My lawyers say I don’t remember that, so I guess I don’t.
Finally, Bannon said the prosecutors’ “path to f–king Trump goes right through Paul Manafort, Don Jr. and Jared Kushner.” I like the idea of Trump and f—king being in the same sentence—I’m going to show that to the First Lady—but this doesn’t sound too good.
Are they going to give me a golden shower?