Get Ready America, Here I Come


August 10, 2016

Wait, that’s the wrong picture of Baby DonDon! Oh, never mind.

Terrible front-page headline in this morning’s New York End Times: G.O.P. Women Are Retreating From Nominee. The nominee in question is Baby DonDon.

How could this be? I’ve slept with so many Republican women over the years and I thought they all liked me. I guess there are a lot of young women I haven’t slept with.


Only one thing to do: get Melania’s permission to go on a Sleep with The Donald limo tour of the nation. I will practice retail politics with a vengeance.

And some people thought I’d withdraw? This is sort of the opposite of withdrawal, don’t you think?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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