August 10, 2016
Wait, that’s the wrong picture of Baby DonDon! Oh, never mind.
Terrible front-page headline in this morning’s New York End Times: G.O.P. Women Are Retreating From Nominee. The nominee in question is Baby DonDon.
How could this be? I’ve slept with so many Republican women over the years and I thought they all liked me. I guess there are a lot of young women I haven’t slept with.
Only one thing to do: get Melania’s permission to go on a Sleep with The Donald limo tour of the nation. I will practice retail politics with a vengeance.
And some people thought I’d withdraw? This is sort of the opposite of withdrawal, don’t you think?