October 29, 2017
So now we know who George H.W. Bush’s favorite magician is. Got to hand it to the old coot, Bush 41 was still groping women as a 92-year-old! Hope I can say the same when I’m 92, although the way things are going, I’ll probably be in the slammer then, saying something like “Bubba, is that you?”
Anyway, a piece of advice from one president to another: George, if you ever get indicted for pussy grabbing, just show the judge a picture of Barbara. You’ll get off. I mean, you won’t go to jail.