David Cop-a-Feel, Baby!


October 29, 2017

So now we know who George H.W. Bush’s favorite magician is. Got to hand it to the old coot, Bush 41 was still groping women as a 92-year-old! Hope I can say the same when I’m 92, although the way things are going, I’ll probably be in the slammer then, saying something like “Bubba, is that you?”

Anyway, a piece of advice from one president to another: George, if you ever get indicted for pussy grabbing, just show the judge a picture of Barbara. You’ll get off. I mean, you won’t go to jail.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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