Sorry, Abe

February 12, 2018

Hey, hey, today is Abe Lincoln’s birthday! I want to apologize to the old coot for outclassing him and surpassing him in so many ways. I am the outclasser! I am the surpasser!

And, boy, what would Abe make of today’s Ultra White Republican party? Don’t know, but all I can say is, I like presidents who don’t get shot.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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