March 2, 2017
Oh, someone will pay. I think I’ll bring waterboarding to the White House.
One of my guys told Joshua Green of Bloomberg that my speech to Congress was “nationalism with an indoor voice.” How dare he/she/it? Then some media turnips pointed out that “indoor voice” is a phrase used to discipline toddlers. Oh, Super Baby DonDon is so mad he will throw a hissy fit like you won’t believe!
Now, I don’t know much about toddlers and I know nothing about discipline–obviously. I didn’t spend time with my girls until they developed extraordinary, truly remarkable breasts and my boys until they could cheat contractors on their own. Since then we’ve become very close.
Just so you know.
Steve Bannon says I have to go bask in my triumph now.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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