March 2, 2017
Oh, someone will pay. I think I’ll bring waterboarding to the White House.
One of my guys told Joshua Green of Bloomberg that my speech to Congress was “nationalism with an indoor voice.” How dare he/she/it? Then some media turnips pointed out that “indoor voice” is a phrase used to discipline toddlers. Oh, Super Baby DonDon is so mad he will throw a hissy fit like you won’t believe!
Now, I don’t know much about toddlers and I know nothing about discipline–obviously. I didn’t spend time with my girls until they developed extraordinary, truly remarkable breasts and my boys until they could cheat contractors on their own. Since then we’ve become very close.
Just so you know.
Steve Bannon says I have to go bask in my triumph now.