Yo, God

 September 27, 2017

So I congratulated Ray (Roy? RayRay?) Moore on his victory in the Republican primary for senator in Alabama. RoyRoy said he really liked me but he loved God more.


He told me I had to give God a bigger role in government, perhaps make him part of my cabinet. Looks like Tom Price may be leaving on a jet plane soon, he said. What? Why?

He said God is amazing. How else explain that a scmbag like me got elected president?

Anything else, RayRoy?

Yes, he said. I am God’s messenger. I am the smiter in chief. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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