September 27, 2017
So I congratulated Ray (Roy? RayRay?) Moore on his victory in the Republican primary for senator in Alabama. RoyRoy said he really liked me but he loved God more.
He told me I had to give God a bigger role in government, perhaps make him part of my cabinet. Looks like Tom Price may be leaving on a jet plane soon, he said. What? Why?
He said God is amazing. How else explain that a scmbag like me got elected president?
Anything else, RayRoy?
Yes, he said. I am God’s messenger. I am the smiter in chief. Be afraid, be very afraid.