Women Are Liars!!


October 15, 2016

Baby DonDon, he be in a RAGE!!!!!!

People are attacking me for being a first-class groper and a creep and it is so unfair. All this was started by that woman I never sat next to on that plane. Yes, I called her “that horrible woman,” but there’s more.

Her face is a disaster. Her chest is a disaster. Her rear end is a disASSter. Her children don’t like her.  Her husband goes to the zoo to cheat on her. Her grandchildren think she’s icky. She was beaten senseless by the ugly stick. Ten people have gotten restraining orders on her face. Hillary Clinton gave her $50,000 and four good seats for Hamilton for smearing me. I will sue her lumpy ass back to the Stone Age. She is wanted in six countries for murder. Lou Dobbs know where she lives. I know where she lives. I know where Lou Dobbs lives. She knows international bankers and worships Satan.

Why didn’t she come forward sooner?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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