That’s Disgusting! I Deny Everything!

January 17, 2017

A little more verse from Super Baby DonDon:


I deny ever having had a golden shower

That’s not the way we studly men roll in Trump Tower

You want to get me on the stand and give me a quiz?

My defense: it depends what the meaning of “whiz” is.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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