Golden Rules

January 18, 2017


Another poem:


When Natasha and Svetlana get me in bed

I tell them what ghostbuster Egon Spengler said

Ladies, you are the stuffed blini babes of my dreams,

But please—and so important–never cross the streams.


Super Baby DonDon back in prose mode now. Can I name myself poet laureate?

Also, my SuperPal Vlad Putin said yesterday that Moscow’s prostitutes were the best in the world. Vlad is all class. On this issue, he may be right, but I’m going to have to take a lot of overseas trips to be sure.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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