January 27, 2017
So in a press release some idiot at my White House misspelled the name of the British Prime Minister I am meeting today as “Teresa” May. So I googled Teresa May. She is an adult film actress (the one on the left).
Nice! I was getting excited about the meeting because I was planning to drop trou and show her my Washington Monument. Then I would tell her that my personal Brexit would be when I pulled out of her, but I didn’t get to use that line. And it was such a good one.
Then I looked at “Theresa” May’s face (the one on the right) and I realized that a horrible mistake had been made. That woman looks like she should be running at Churchill Downs.
But I’d never say that to her face or any other body part. I’m too diplomatic.