August 19, 2016
Oh, Baby DonDon is so excited. The arrival of Steve Bannon as the campaign’s new CEO means we will now officially be part of the alt-right universe. To welcome Steve we have created a new theme song called “Alt-Right Now,” sung to the tune of the 1970 rock anthem “All Right Now” by Free, with apologies to Free and white people everywhere. I hope you like it.
There they stood in the night
Oh, man, they were lookin’ so white
I said, “Babe, that’s so great
Now maybe, baby
We’ll ditch all those people we hate.”
I said, “Hey, are you Juan?
Adios, make it Juan and done.
“Now this is new, we happy few,
Keep out every renegade Jew.”
Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alt-right now
All white now, baby, we’re a-all white now
(Let me set you straight)
JFK had tons to lose
Then he was offed by Papa Cruz
I said, “Look, Hillary’s sick
She’s near dead, it’s just one big trick
I said “Hey, get me some bourbon, but first stomp that guy in the turban.”
She said, “Dude, what’s your plan?”
“It all starts with a HUGE Muslim ban.”
Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alt-right now.
Hang tight now, baby, go a-all white now.