Sing It as We Bring It


August 19, 2016

Oh, Baby DonDon is so excited. The arrival of Steve Bannon as the campaign’s new CEO means we will now officially be part of the alt-right universe. To welcome Steve we have created a new theme song called “Alt-Right Now,” sung to the tune of the 1970 rock anthem “All Right Now” by Free, with apologies to Free and white people everywhere. I hope you like it.

Alt-Right Now

There they stood in the night

Oh, man, they were lookin’ so white

I said, “Babe, that’s so great

Now maybe, baby

We’ll ditch all those people we hate.”


I said, “Hey, are you Juan?

Adios, make it Juan and done.


“Now this is new, we happy few,

Keep out every renegade Jew.”


Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alt-right now

All white now, baby, we’re a-all white now


(Let me set you straight)

JFK had tons to lose

Then he was offed by Papa Cruz


I said, “Look, Hillary’s sick

She’s near dead, it’s just one big trick


I said “Hey, get me some bourbon, but first stomp that guy in the turban.”


She said, “Dude, what’s your plan?”

“It all starts with a HUGE Muslim ban.”


Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alt-right now.

Hang tight now, baby, go a-all white now.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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