Our Latest Explanation


July 19, 2016

After many thoroughly dishonest attempts to dodge the plagiarism rap, we have finally settled on our final deceitful explanation. And, yes, it was all Hillary’s fault.

The North Koreans hacked into Hillary’s server and then used this back door to get into our Make America Great Again server, where Melania’s speech resided. Kim Jong Un personally added Michelle Obama’s words to Melania’s speech.

I am so mad I could nuke him right now. If, that is, our explanation were true. But it’s not, so not to worry.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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