July 19, 2016
After many thoroughly dishonest attempts to dodge the plagiarism rap, we have finally settled on our final deceitful explanation. And, yes, it was all Hillary’s fault.
The North Koreans hacked into Hillary’s server and then used this back door to get into our Make America Great Again server, where Melania’s speech resided. Kim Jong Un personally added Michelle Obama’s words to Melania’s speech.
I am so mad I could nuke him right now. If, that is, our explanation were true. But it’s not, so not to worry.