May 29, 2017
Appropriate, isn’t it, that on Memorial Day I’m about to create a war room? You bet.
But first things first. I have announced the start of the Hunger Games sudden death round, with Jared Kushner, CEO of SMARM Enterprises, going up against Steve Bannon for the post of wartime consigliere. One of them will be out—and out for good.
Steve is off to an early lead by having Breitbart start new sections on Jewish Crime, Son-in-Law Crime and, naturally, Jewish Son-in-Law Crime. Jared’s response? He announced book deals to write about Rich on Poor Crime and Landlord on Tenant Crime.
I don’t know, Jared, that sounds pretty lame for an allegedly smart guy like you. Maybe you could have Steve move into one of your rodent-infested, raw-sewage-filled apartments. That oughta disorient him.
Super Baby DonDon will keep you posted.