February 13, 2017
Folks, I know great leaders don’t ask help from the little people, but right now Super Baby DonDon is so confused I don’t know what to do! Do you have any ideas?
People want me to fire Mike Flynn for lying and for sucking up to Vlad “The Pecs on Him” Putin. But if I come out against lying and cuddling with Vlad, what happens to my brand? Would my new brand be hypocrisy? How exactly do I market that?
So, being a logical person with a gigantic brain, I sought foreign policy advice from, who else, Vlad Putin. We talked today and Vlad said keep Flynn, Flynn is great, Flynn is a winner, keep Flynn or else, golden shower, golden shower, golden shower.
Oh no, now Super Baby DonDon is more confused than ever!! Saying “You’re fired” used to be so easy, but this job is hard.
I’m going to go watch TV now and hope someone tells me what to do.