September 20, 2016
First, I want to pass on a Russian recipe for Penne Putinesca. Bring two quarts of borscht to a boil, then put in a pound of penne. Boil for 9 minutes. Heads up, journalists: my friend Vlad says this dish is to die for. Nostrovia!
Folks, you have made Baby DonDon very popular. This site now has over 9,700 Likes and I will give $10,000 to the 10,000th Liker. Go Baby DonDon! I will give away this money, that you can believe.
First, of course, I have to find somebody–hey, Vince McMahon–to contribute $20,000 to the Trump Foundation. If I can do that, I’ll use half the money to buy a portrait of me and perhaps give away the rest. Yes, I might give it to you! If I have no pressing need for the cash. (Hairspray??)
And, if it’s not you, I might give it to some other dweeb. Or not. You never know with me. Hey, I never know with me. (Except the check won’t come from my personal account, that I can tell you.)
So it is possible I will give away this money. There is a chance. Faint one, yes, but real. Believe me. Or not.
Why can’t I commit to giving away the money? Because it’s MONEY, asshole. I didn’t get rich by giving away money.
Baby DonDon does not like to share.