I Need to Get My Pump Primed, That I Can Tell You

May 12, 2017

It is so fake news to say I didn’t invent the phrase “prime the pump.” All those 19th and 20th century citations of the phrase are false flags, items planted just like Obama’s Hawaiian “birth” notices.

So now lots of people are trying to guess when I will resign. But I see something they don’t. It’s something I call an anagram. One anagram of “resign” is “re sign,” like it’s about signing, like signing on to something, not signing off. No one’s ever seen that before. I saw that.

Another anagram is “signer,” like a signer of the Declaration of Independence. And that is huge, and so worthy of admiration.

I saw that.

You know what a good anagram of “anagram” would be? “Mar-a-Lago.”

Okay, it’s not perfect, but it’s close, very close. I get points for that. No one ever thought of that before.

And an anagram of “dickhead” is “head dick,” which is what I am.

For now.


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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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