I Am Not a Robot!

December 30, 2017

So yesterday this idiot at Disney World started chanting “Lock him up” at my robot in the Hall of Presidents. How rude to remind me in this holiday season that I’m headed for the slammer. And then to fake tweet as if you were me using @realScumbagPrez.

Luckily, Disney World is just a short flight from Gitmo. Hope you enjoy your surprise all-expenses-paid vacation.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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