Explanation No. 5!

September 8, 2017

Gotta love that Don Jr., don’t you? He testified yesterday to the crooked Senate Judiciary Committee and gave his third, fourth or fifth explanation of why he had that meeting with the Russians—I love Russians!—in Trump Tower. As the New York Times headline put it: “Trump Jr. Says He Met Russian to Vet Clinton.”

Yes, folks, Baby DonDon Jr. now says he took the meeting as a public service. Yeah, that’s what we Trumps have always been about, public service. Baby DonDon Jr.’s great grandpa owned whorehouses as a public service and his grandpa, my daddy, was in the Klan as a public service. I helped Dad keep our rent rolls lily white and grabbed as much pussy as I could as a public service.

Baby DonDon Jr. was free that afternoon because he had finished his soup kitchen and Enemas for Seniors work for the day and there were no contractors waiting to be stiffed. So he took the meeting and brought in Slumlord Jared and Putin Fondler Paulie Walnuts because of their keen interest in public service.

And that’s about all you need to know. For now. Stay tuned for newer and better explanations, as needed.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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