Don’t Let Them Eat Cake!

June 27, 2017

So the Supreme Court is going to rule on the case involving the baker who said he had the religious right to discriminate against the two gay guys who were going to get married. (Hey, guys, marriage: not such a good idea.) Wow, discrimination is now called religious freedom. I love it!

This whole cake business made me nostalgic for the cake I had at my wedding to Melania (see photo of cake I picked out). Ah, those were the days. That woman used to really drain my swamp, that I can tell you.

I told Mitch McConnell to include a hooter enhancement clause in the health care bill, but he didn’t listen. And that’s why it looks like he’s going to lose. I said, “Mitch, angry white guys won’t mind getting screwed on health care as long as their wives and girlfriends can get free hooter enhancements.”

But did Turtleface listen to Super Baby DonDon?  No, he did not.


I’m going to go eat a cake now.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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