Change I Can Believe In

January 16, 2017

Let’s start the day with a little poetry:

Gaze upon him, the man of the hour,

He’s busy getting a golden shower

Yes, His Exalted Super Baby DonDon is gettin’ busy!

A big thank you to Mike Pence, who said on national TV that our campaign never had any contact with Russia. Hah! Mike is really with the program now and has changed his self-identification mantra to:

“I’m a Liar, a Fraud, a Christian, a Conservative and a Republican. In that order.”

Mike, you are the best. Well, second-best technically.

And, people, did I bust Rep. John Lewis upside the head? And right before MLK day. Did that take guts or what?

Note to Jan. 21 marchers: we’re going to make your women’s march look like the parade scene in Animal House. Just sayin’.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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