January 16, 2017
Let’s start the day with a little poetry:
Gaze upon him, the man of the hour,
He’s busy getting a golden shower
Yes, His Exalted Super Baby DonDon is gettin’ busy!
A big thank you to Mike Pence, who said on national TV that our campaign never had any contact with Russia. Hah! Mike is really with the program now and has changed his self-identification mantra to:
“I’m a Liar, a Fraud, a Christian, a Conservative and a Republican. In that order.”
Mike, you are the best. Well, second-best technically.
And, people, did I bust Rep. John Lewis upside the head? And right before MLK day. Did that take guts or what?
Note to Jan. 21 marchers: we’re going to make your women’s march look like the parade scene in Animal House. Just sayin’.