September 30, 2017
So you think Tom Price is a weasel? You’re too kind. Still, we can all learn from weasels. Price’s offer to reimburse the treasury for 12% of what he stole has given Super Baby DonDon a great idea. From now on, any member of my administration caught stealing $1 million will have to repay the administration $120,000. Immediately.
“This is genius, Mr. President Super Baby DonDon,” my cabinet said in unison. “Business is all about incentives.”
“Incentives and stealing,” I said.