An Insult to Weasels

September 30, 2017

So you think Tom Price is a weasel? You’re too kind. Still, we can all learn from weasels. Price’s offer to reimburse the treasury for 12% of what he stole has given Super Baby DonDon a great idea. From now on, any member of my administration caught stealing $1 million will have to repay the administration $120,000. Immediately.

“This is genius, Mr. President Super Baby DonDon,” my cabinet said in unison. “Business is all about incentives.”

“Incentives and stealing,” I said.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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