May 16, 2017
Oh, get a life you dickturnips! I can disclose whatever I want to the Russians. I can show them anything I want.
Here’s how it happened in the Oval last week:
I said America makes the best vodka.
Lavrov and Kislyak spit on the rug.
I said I get the best intel.
They said Putin’s is better.
I said I get the most intel.
They said Putin gets more. They spit on the rug again.
I felt they were dissing America. They were insulting you! So I dropped trou and showed them my manhood.
Putin’s got a bigger salami, they said.
Oh, Super Baby DonDon was so enraged! So that’s when I had to give them an example of how good our intel was, telling them the stuff I wasn’t supposed to say but I had to say something and that’s the first freakin’ thing I thought of.
You would have done exactly the same thing. After you pulled up your pants.
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