January 14, 2018
I thought I was the whitest person in America, but have you checked out Kirstjen Nielsen, my head of Homeland Security? The woman’s ancestry is, like, 277% Norwegian. Her hair is so freakin’ blonde it’s scary. I don’t think she can see her reflection in a mirror.
This is a woman I would rent to.
So today she told Fox that she was offended that anyone would call me racist. Offended, yeah, that’s the ticket. Thank you, baby, here’s one big pussy grab back at you.
Love the hair, just love it.