July 30, 2017
So in yesterday’s Wall Street Journal, Peggy Noonan had a column titled “Trump Is Woody Allen Without the Humor.” It was so vicious it made me want to grab someone’s pussy–but not hers, obviously.
She said I am “weak and sniveling” and “whiny, weepy and self-pitying.” And then she quoted this asshat Joshua Zeitz who said on Twitter that my administration was “Team of Rivals but for morons.” (What kind of idiot tries to make a serious point on Twitter?)
What really hurts is that Peggy Noonan is a Republican woman who was once really good-looking before she got old and saggy. It’s not like Gail “Dogface” Collins said these things. I used to be catnip to good-looking women. WTF?
Peggy Noonan is Irish. John Kelly is Irish. Job one for him is to stomp her into submission.
Okay, bring me my Mooch! I need some love.