What the Hell?

July 30, 2017

So in yesterday’s Wall Street Journal, Peggy Noonan had a column titled “Trump Is Woody Allen Without the Humor.” It was so vicious it made me want to grab someone’s pussy–but not hers, obviously.

She said I am “weak and sniveling” and “whiny, weepy and self-pitying.” And then she quoted this asshat Joshua Zeitz who said on Twitter that my administration was “Team of Rivals but for morons.” (What kind of idiot tries to make a serious point on Twitter?)

What really hurts is that Peggy Noonan is a Republican woman who was once really good-looking before she got old and saggy. It’s not like Gail “Dogface” Collins said these things. I used to be catnip to good-looking women. WTF?

Peggy Noonan is Irish. John Kelly is Irish. Job one for him is to stomp her into submission.

Okay, bring me my Mooch! I need some love.


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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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