September 28, 2017
I, Super Baby DonDon, hate distractions. This is the week when job one was to lie to the American people about my new come-to-papa tax plan. But what do I get instead? A secretary of Health and Human Services whose flagrant feeding at the public trough is so grotesque that even Carl Icahn would notice and lots of Puerto Ricans yapping about the destruction of their piece-of-crap island.
On Tuesday I’ll be visiting Hasta la Vista, Puerto Rico. Christ, I hate this job.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.