Mr. Bad Hair

September 20, 2017

Oh, Super Baby DonDon was so presidential at the U.N. yesterday. Tough, but fair. Crazed, but pointed.

But I left this out, you short, fat, stupid dickhead turdmuffin rocket man with awful hair. We are going to rain personal destruction down on you. We are going to use our strongest weapon: the ugly stick.

Oh my, someone used that already? And then again. And yet again. Well, excuse me. We’ll just have to come up with something different, won’t we?


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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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