June 29, 2017
Oh, the media pansies and Republican limp-wristers like Lindsey Graham don’t like to see how a real man treats women. Dick-less wonders.
So I tweeted about Morning Joe co-host and famous kneepad-wearer Mika Brzezinski: “how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came . . . to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!”
So Senator Graham—you call him a Republican? You call him a man?—tweeted, “Mr. President, your tweet was beneath the office and represents what is wrong with American politics, not the greatness of America.” Hey, Limp Lindsey, I am what is greatest about America, you twink!
In case you haven’t noticed, when I think about women, I think about blood—and Super Baby DonDon no like blood!! So I say so. What do I have to do to please you, drink the blood? Roll around in it? Stupid. That might turn my face orange.
Sarah Huckabee Shuckabee defended my tweets, like the good staff weasel she is. We need more men like her.