“I Love the President”

July 22, 2017

So Anthony Scaramucci, my new propaganda chief, said “I love the president” about 1100 times yesterday. So I tried to take his hand. He swatted mine away.

That’s so unfair to the president.

So I ordered a vat of Kentucky Fried Chicken, wrote some vicious tweets and then felt much better.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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