February 7, 2017
Favorite wingman Roger Ailes told me I should have nominated Bill Cosby for secretary of education—after all, the man has a doctorate in education and isn’t a religious loon—but I said, “Roger, you fat ugly pussy-grabbing asshole, that would never fly.”
But if Dr. Cosby had given each Republican senator, like, fifty bucks, it would have. Who knew? And if I had Bill Cosby in the cabinet, I wouldn’t have had to nominate Dr. Fruit Salad to head HUD to prove how much I love the blacks.
Super Baby DonDon won’t make this mistake again.