January 5, 2018
People, I have the best lemons. Also the most lemons. Actually, nothing but lemons.
Speaking of lemons, we learn in Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury that both Ivanka and Jared want to be president. Yeah, that’ll happen.
I hope my experience has shown them that this is a suck-ass job. And it’s hard. A lot of pressure. That’s why I started free-basing cheeseburgers. And talking to my Big Macs.
I have the best Big Macs. And they are beautiful. They are trophy Big Macs. And I tell them so. Often. Because I am that kind of guy.
Come on, you beautiful Big Mac, give Super Baby DonDon a kiss.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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