May 23, 2017
Did you see Super Baby DonDon’s budget? Pretty tough, huh? Gonna make some people cry.
Well, whatever budget gets passed, I’m going to attach a Trump-Johnson amendment to it. Because, sweet Jesus, someone’s got to take care of my johnson.
And, folks, it may not even cost that much. Remember, I’m the negotiator. I’ll get you a good price.
Because, believe me, even though it’s my johnson, I know it’s your money. Until my family and I take it, in which case it’s our money and still my johnson. Just so we’re clear.
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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