Today’s Ally is Tomorrow’s Enemy

March 18, 2017

Actually, the way I’m going, today’s ally is going to be today’s enemy. As for Angela Merkel, I do not shake hands with a bull dyke who takes in a gazillion refugees. She is a menace! And the face on her. Could stop a bullet train. Never forget our two wars with Germany. We fought the Germans in Korea and Vietnam and we must never forget. They wore clever disguises. The Germans are some bad hombres.

And as for pissing off the Brits by repeating the allegation by 9/11 truther whackjob Andrew Napolitano that they wiretapped me, I say, “Piss off.” We fought two wars with you, too, the Civil War and the War of the Worlds. Again, we must never forget. Do you see how many Brits steal the roles of American actors in movies and TV shows because they do such good American accents? This is an act of war. They want to take over everything and enslave us.

This will not happen!!

Hugh Laurie, you should start stealing roles from the Chinese, not from us, you weasel. You move on American roles the way I move on other men’s wives and girlfriends. THIS WILL STOP NOW!!! If you don’t watch your step, your next leading role is going to be at Gitmo.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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