July 12, 2017
Several stories yesterday mentioned that people called Don Jr. “Fredo” behind his back. Weird, I always thought Eric was Fredo.
Could there be multiple Fredos in my family? Tiffany and Barron are obvious Fredos, could Ivanka also be one?
I was about to ask Melania and her live-in lawyers about this when she said, “How’s it hangin’, Fredo?”
Oh, no, Dad always told me to be a killer, but what if I’m simply a giant orange Fredo instead?
Ahhhh!!! I am definitely not going out in a rowboat with anybody any time soon, that I can tell you. I’m smart!
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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon.
He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.
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