July 4, 2017
Did you see that fantastic video I retweeted in which I’m bodyslamming CNN? Amazing.
Well, His Most Excellent Super Baby DonDon hopes it inspires you to show what you really think of journalists and to make some real money in the process. It will be even better than the money I’ve promised to contractors because you might actually get it!!
Yes, yes, yes!
If you hate the Fake Media for being right so often, show me how mad you are and here is what you’ll get:
$10—Yelling at a journalist
$100—Spitting on a journalist
$500—Bodyslamming a journalist
$1,500—Sucker-punching a journalist
$2,500—Stomping a journalist
$10,000—Group-stomping a journalist (hey, get some of your buddies from Trumpster Youth or your halfway house and go to town!)
$15,000—Giving a journalist an unwanted golden shower (some people, I understand, don’t like golden showers)
$25,000—Tar-and-feathering a journalist
$250,000—Sending me a journalist’s left testicle (if you can find it)
$500,000—Sending me a complete set of journalist testicles
$1,000,000—Dumping maple syrup, followed by 15,000 fire ants, on Lawrence O’Donnell during his nightly MSNBC Nothing But Lies show
In all cases, of course, I will pay your legal fees.