Shocking News

May 20, 2017

Oh, people, this is sad and shocking news. My pal General Mike Flynn accidentally slit his throat while shaving this morning.

“Self-decapitation is a relatively rare cause of death in America,” said an investigator, “although it’s fairly common in Russia.”

So, anyone else thinking of talking to the feds?

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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