Senator Kneepads

December 13, 2017

I am so mad at Senator Kirsten “Kneepads” Gillibrand for stirring up this phony cuntroversy. I refer her to the famous author, George Bernie Shore, who said that if you’d sleep with a man for $1 million then it’s perfectly fine for me to offer you five bucks if that’s all I think you’re worth.

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Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven, a novel that imagines Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. It is available on Amazon. He is the author or co-author of five non-fiction books. His political journalism and humor have appeared in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, GQ, Barron's and Kiplinger's Personal Finance.

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